• THE ALL NEW STUIPDEST WAY TO RETIRE! $IRA,

  • THE ALL NEW STUIPDEST WAY TO RETIRE! $IRA,

Incredibly Retarded Asset

Incredibly Retarded Asset

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Meet $IRA, the world's first (and dumbest) on-chain retirement fund.


$IRA utilizes a simple, two-step process to ensure it's users retire:

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1.Buy Tokens

1.Buy Tokens

2.Hold

2.Hold

Normal IRAs provided by banks, employers, or firms only estimate 8-10% returns per year.


Most people investing in normal IRA's expect to retire by age 65.

Normal IRAs provided by banks, employers, or firms only estimate 8-10% returns per year.


Most people investing in normal IRA's expect to retire by age 65.

With $IRA, anybody can retire at anytime (even unemployed idiots)!


Potential gains are unlimited!

With $IRA, anybody can retire at anytime (even unemployed idiots)!


Potential gains are unlimited!

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